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Devil's Details

Devil's Dictionary Defiled extends the darkness, cynicism, and despair of Bierce's classic work into our own time. Impious and irreverent it is likely to offend. In light of these and other flaws too many to enumerate, access is limited to those who agree to not to take offense. Or at least those who, after taking it do not try to sell it for gain.

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