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Book - n. a device for creating profits at publishing companies. The printed page has proven invaluable for communicating to generation after generaton how stupid, superstitious, gullible, prejudiced, misinformed, simpleminded, mean, vicious, cruel, ambitions, dull, ignorant, narrowminded, uneducated, uncivilized, short-sighted, lazy, scheming, vile, unthinking, deranged, evil, and debauched their forbears were. This guarantees the continued popularity of the book even to among our great great grandchildren.| - Arsenic |
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| - Recombinant DNA |
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