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Fast Food - n. food that satisfies the animal cravings of Americans causing them to more closely resemble what they eat.Hold yer pickles, hold yer bun buns,
We want French fries and more Dumb-Dumbs
Sugar's God and lard is lord
Donuts, cookies, chips we hoard.
If you brought us tapenade
Or lemon sauced fillet of shad
We'd object, "this is not food."
And gesticulate with something crude.
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