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Fats - n. one of three types of food believed harmful to health. The other two are carbohydrates, and everything else. It has been shown by research on a number of animals that if one restricts dietary intake of calories, animals live proportionately longer. Researchers have not, however, sought the opinions of their research subjects on the arrangement.
Life is miserable; but, fortunately, short. - Old Russian Saying.


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